Cardboard Politics

he noticeboard of the Republic of Cardboard Box had a new announcement.

    As all 373 of you had been informed through word of mouth - We, the Republic of Cardboard Box will be running out of resources in 39 days time. There will soon be NO MORE cardboard for farming, fuel, making soap, and of course NO MORE GOSSIPS & official announcements on notices like this. For such a dire situation, a random draw was conducted and Lights was honorably chosen as our noble explorer for the better good. Lights will survey the surrounding waters for new resources and living area.Lights will set off tomorrow for the eastern waters. Kinsmen, please head to the northeastern harbor front at one hour after sunrise. Do not, I REPEAT, DO NOT crowd at the jetty! It will cause the jetty to collapse as the weight of all 372 enthusiastic Cardboard Boxians will have a devastating effect on the small surface area of the jetty.May the Box be with Lights.

At one hour after sunrise, there were around 200 chatty Cardboard Boxians gathered at the harbor front. The ground had given way a little but was still holding. This was the first time so many Cardboard Boxians were allowed at one place. The previous time when all 370 (before Mrs Grubby had her triplets) of them gathered at Grubby’s house to give her a baby shower, her floor gave way and half of the Cardboard Boxians fell into the sea while the other half got stuck at the hole.
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Published on: 25 Apr 2007
Rating: For all ages
Author: Orangeline (ICC)
Orangeline says:

    “I came up with this when I was doing my attachment last year. It was the results of being overwhelmed by office politics and too much Star Wars.”

A Singaporean Bus Ride (Part 1)

Armed with the new teal hobo that was fresh off the courier�s grip, you strode down the void deck towards the bus stop with a look of triumph. The maroon mini-dress that you selected specially to complement the new trophy cradled in your right arm was perfect for the slightly humid Singaporean afternoon. Today, the combination of Chanel�s Platinum Egoiste and the espadrilles bought last weekend made you feel fresh and cool despite the temperature being slightly off the scales.

Seeking the sheltered portion of the orange-roofed bus stop, it was necessary to walk pass two middle-aged men sitting on the first bench and another teenager (in his junior college class T-Shirt) leaning by the rails near the third (and last). Bathing in the attention given by your male counterparts, you self-consciously looked away in the opposite direction - towards the source of oncoming traffic. Read more